Monday, April 11, 2011

Wanted: 5120



Hello!
Sincere apologies for the "Under Construction" post I had up yesterday! I'm getting very overwhelmed by HTML which has therefore inspired me to further create an even better blog! It will probably happen over the course of the next two weeks because I'll finally have a break from playing catchup with my schoolwork!

A couple things:
IT'S BIRTHDAY WEEK FOR ME!
And I know I'm probably coming across quite childish and immature but I'm NOT....at least only when it comes to April 14th! I don't know why, and I don't what it is about this year but I haven't been this excited for that special day since my 4th birthday when I had a princess themed birthday party, who wouldn't be excited for that?

......Because, as we all know, Birthdays are a time for receiving those special things that you've kept your eye on so diligently for the past.....11 months, 29 days and 4 hours.

I've kept my particular set of eyes on a certain pair of sunglasses.
I know every single model number, code, secret code and secret number code for these certain pair of sunglasses.
They are known as:
726770373846,
5120,
style number A38113
and code S0011

but to me simply known as the special thing I've kept my diligent eyes on for about 3 years now. In the past 48 hours I have attempted every possible approach in tracking my special thing down.

Let me give you some numbers.
In my attempts to track 5120, I have:

-Visited 8 stores
-Called 6 stores in the DC/MD/VA area
-Called 2 airport's duty free stores
-Called 22 (YES 22) stores in the greater DC/MD/VA area
-Called 2 stores in New York City
-Called 1 store in Italy
-Called 1 store in Paris

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP

I have begun a worldwide search for the 5120's.

I've nearly convinced myself that someone hacked on to my phone line and created an answering machine that plays "Sorry, we're out of stock on that particular item," or "Sorry, not at this location," OR "Sorry we don't carry that model" OR "Sorry we just sold OUR LAST PAIR!!!" I mean you have got to be kidding me, that's your excuse, "Sold your LAST PAIR," is my karma really that bad?

BUT
I did get a hold of 1 pair of 5120's.
The only pair in ALL of New York City.
I'm waiting to here back from their Soho location,
more like
on-the-verge-of-pulling-my-hair-out-waiting to here back from them.


Dear Internet, I ask you for your help.
I know I take you for granted, and sometimes I hate you because you distract me but I need your help.


This is an international cry for help.

I AM LOOKING FOR A RUNAWAY FUGITIVE.

DETAILS:
MODEL NUMBER: 5120
COLOR: BLACK
TEXTURE: PLASTIC (smooth I guess)
LAST SEEN IN: Bloomingdales, Chevy Chase, Maryland
LAST HEARD OF: Spring Street, Soho, New York City


HERE IS A PICTURE OF HIM:


DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY HIS BEAUTY, ARREST HIM AND BRING HIM TO ME AT ONCE.

Thank you,





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